Commander selvam siddhar

CHILDREN’S RIDDLES

What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade? 

Answer: A SOURPUSS!

Why did King Kong climb to the top of the Empire State building? 

Answer: HE WAS TOO BIG FOR THE ELEVATOR!

There were two ducks in front of a duck, and two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total? 

Answer: THREE

What do you call a zipper on a banana?                        Answer: A FRUIT FLY!

What do you call a fish without an eye?                                     Answer: A FSH!

What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards? Answer: RACECAR.

What do lazy dogs do for fun?                       Answer: CHASE PARKED CARS!

What do sea monsters eat?                                       Answer:  FISH AND SHIPS!

When does a boat show affection?       Answer: WHEN IT HUGS THE SHORE!

What kind of cheese is made backwards?                                      Answer: EDAM.